Apparently I don't have enough ways to consume pizza yet.
This makes dough for about a 16" pizza pan.
It's basically a calzone.
Fried starch - what's not to like? Best served with butter on top and a side of kielbasa.
If you don't put frosting on it, it's considered a muffin and not a cupcake. Which makes it an acceptable breakfast food.
Recipe adapted from "Holy Cow, What a Ham", a set of short video memoirs created by Babe Bacon shortly before he went missing.
This takes awhile to make, but it make a huge quantity of tasty, flavourful food.
When you want a break from toast and cereal, mass produce these for easy mornings
This was the only way my parents ever got me to eat spinach as a kid. I think it's still the only way I eat spinach: surrounded by sausage and smothered in cheese.
I've heard tell that if a British person shouts at the sky for scones, they will fall like manna from the heavens. I'm not sure what the secret is, because I've only seen rain falling from the sky in Britain. Lots and lots of rain.
Brownie option 2: fudgy and also made with plenty of butter. This time with a (completely not) secret ingredient: sea salt! (Trust me, it works.)
A marginally healthier alternative to deep-fried fries. Also, I don't know how to deep fry anything.